Swim… until you can’t see land.

Sometimes I stay up late at night asking myself really important questions like – What the fuck is the point, of anything? Why did I lie about that thing in 7th grade? Will I ever find another faux leather jacket like the one someone stole from me in Australia? These questions take on more and […]

Fur Jake

I chose to come to New Zealand for 2 reasons. The first being that in order to open my NZ work holiday visa, I had to enter the country before July of this year as I had applied and was approved for my visa last year. The rules are simple – apply before you’re 30 […]

Mercurial Retrogracious

Well, dear ones, it has been almost 2 months to the day that you’ve had the privilege of reading my silver-toned words and hear the euphonious truths of my life, splattered onto this blog. I wonder if you wonder why it has been so long? If you have filled the absence of me with made […]